Like this great cupcake that was delivered to my desk on Friday, by my office-friend who announced, "You need this! I haven't seen you smile in like two weeks!" Albiet blurry, that's one yellow-cake, pink-icinged, M&M bedecked super duper cupcake. You bet it made me smile.
First of all, how is it possible for a girl to drip on a toilet seat when she's actually SITTING on the toilet seat? Apparently ass + toilet seat does not equal a vaccuum seal. Still, it baffles me every time.
Things making me laugh today:
A place called Aqua Fresh Portable Toilets. I think Aqua Fresh is actually a better name for a toilet than a toothpaste. And as far as that goes, I probably won't be buying that brand anymore.
Our office sent a big email titled "Cookie Explosion" to announce Paradise Bakery cookies in the kitchen. Never knew I'd have a favorite, but it happened - cookie explosions are (to date) my absolute favorite kinds of explosions.
Things making me sad today:
(1) Two people I dearly love are facing two very different life-altering situations, and there's not a damn thing I can do to help. One is facing the loss of a parent. One is struggling with a difficult work situation and stressors he feels are beyond his control, and isn't sure what decision to make. Adding to the stress is his girlfriend, constantly thinking it's her. Funny how self-absorbed we all are - thinking that everyone notices our bad hair day, or if a loved one is having a hard time, it simply must be something we've done to them, or not done for them. Is it that you always hurt the one you love? Or is it that you always hurt the one who loves you?