So it started with this email today...
Now let the witty commentary ensue:
K: "Cute. And true. No lones likes poop. Except maybe dogs. Dogs like poop."
M: "I'm just glad dogs can't chase us around with poop. No opposable thumbs."
Me: "And you know they'd be going 'HEY! HEEEEYYYYY! Smell this! No really, seriously, just ... hold on there ... wait!'
K: 'Wait! You are definitely going to want to smell thisssss! It's awesome! You'll know what I ate for dinnnerrrr!'
M: "Because we humans do pick up a lot of dog poop. Sometimes we even carry it in little blue baggies on three miles hikes through the woods. Clearly, we like poop."
K: "I can't believe the only thing we've talked about all day is 'poop.'
M: "Heh. You said poop."