An email from him this morning:
"So I put some of those finger condoms around Kristi's desk. It looks like an elf had relations on her keyboard."
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Simpsons Quote of the Day
Random The Simpsons Quotes
Retired punch lines
- I feel I'd be more productive if my phone dialed out.
- Nonviolence never solved anything.
- When too much to drink is barely enough.
- Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
- Aw geez, I just SWEPT the Circle of Death!
- I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
- The tingling sensation means it's working.
- Oh dear, I've been redorkulated.
- You could cut the irony with a spork.
- If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
- If you're up there, please save me, Superman
- We're all God's children in the dark.
- You don't win friends with salad.
- You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
- It's easy to point out my faults. It's a lot harder to shut up.
- Kelly No Function Well Beer Without.
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What I'm reading, what I've read ...
Garth Stein: The Art of Racing in the Rain: A Novel
Good lord, this is one of the best stories I've ever read. Read it. With a box of tissues. And not on the bus - people will look at you funny when you laugh out loud one second, then sob the next. Who knew dogs were such amazing narrators? I'll never think of my girls the same way again.
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