My friend Molly is always finding great things - cash money, awesomely-stocked and completely no-way-to-find-the-owner Ipods... she emailed me today to tell me she found a KATE SPADE purse at the law library! WOW. My green-eyed monster is speaking when I say: know what I found? I found that when I climbed to the top of the stairs on the Morrison Bridge to get home, that the bridge was closed to pedestrians. And at the top of the stairs? A pile of poo. And I don't mean dog. Complete with circling flies.
I don't find neat things.